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After Lisa told her elephant joke and I discovered the Harry Potter knock-knock joke, I thought I had reached the zenith of jokeness. I truly believed this. Nothing could be funnier than these jokes (especially when Lisa tells the elephant one). However, I heard a new one today, and it had me rolling around on my back like an upending prehistoric turtle. Are you ready for this? Are you prepared? Get ready—you’re probably going to require hernia surgery after this one.

Drum roll please…..

Sarah Palin wants to run for the presidency in 2012.

(Although, honestly, I’m not sure if this laughter contains mirth or absolute horror, rather the way people are inclined to laugh hysterically after they see a baby run over by a monster truck.)

Yesterday, around ten o’clock, Harding campus basically went crazy. Zane told me this morning that when McCain conceded, ten guys simultaneously stuck their heads out of their room and screamed, um, non-Harding-like words at the top of their lungs for all of the dorm to enjoy. Numerous people are sporting black to mourn the “death of our country.” By next semester, it’s probably going to be a pretty lonely place around here because almost everyone is planning a move to some remote West Indian island. If you’ve been on Facebook, then you have probably either greatly enjoyed (as I have) the highly humorous statuses concerning, for the most part, the wonders of the Canadian countryside, communism, and the questionable identity of our soon-to-be-president (speculations range from the reincarnation of Hitler and Hussein to the Antichrist and the Joker), or you’ve been making your own similar statuses. The pretty small minority of Harding students have been rejoicing; the others have been looking about as glum as if you had told them, say, that the mysterious meat in the stew they ate last night was actually the remains of their missing dog Sparky, or that the sun was going to explode around, oh, January 20.

I am not going to state my political stance here. At this point, I no longer feel that my political orientation matters very much. However, I am going to ask that you take a quick journey with me for the next few minutes.

Right now, you are sitting at your computer, reading my blog. Next, you blink, and you find yourself standing on the tallest building in your respective town, be it Searcy or Henderson or Birmingham or wherever. You can see people hurrying about their business, going to work, playing frisbee, studying, grocery shopping, honking at the old lady who fell asleep at the traffic light, buying ice cream for our children from the truck with the annoying music blaring from its speakers.

You blink again, and you are standing on top of the Empire State building with a souped-up telescope that can see for amazing distances. You can see all of New York City, all of New York state, most of the surrounding states, and with your mind’s eye you can see the rest of America, spread out before you like a vast throw-rug, speckled with cities and plains and forests and lakes. 

Blink. Mount Everest now, and the entire world, vast, pulsing, breathing, pollution and clean water, immense slums and the palaces of Dubai, billions of people rushing, rushing, stopping, dying, living, loving, existing. So many people, so many countries, our entire vast globe.

You take a deep breath, and little puffs of moon dust swirl up around your feet, and you look down at the world, strangely silent. They say the Great Wall of China is the only manmade structure you can see from space, but it’s not true. You can’t see any. Blue and green and brown and white, moving, undulating.

Another heartbeat passes, and you’re past Pluto, floating 2001-Space-Odyssey style in a pod, but you’re not chasing the monolith, you’re staring back at the Solar system, and at the most, Earth is a tiny speck reflecting the sun’s light.

Blink, blink, blink, and you’re whirling backwards, out and out and out, the stars and star systems and quadrants and galaxies and galaxy clusters blurring into a rush of light and darkness until finally, you’re on the edge of existence, hung suspended between the void and the largely vague, open-ended concept of reality.

Where’s America? you might ask. For that matter, where’s Earth? Where’s the sun, our sun? Where’s the Solar system? The Milky Way? Even our galaxy cluster? 

Whether you are religious or not, the reality remains that in the grand scheme of things—and I mean the very grand scheme of things—we are insignificant. You as an individual are so minute as to be invisible, nonexistent, and compared to the vast expanse of our universe, so is America—so is Earth—so is even our solar system. Pull back, pull back—the overwhelming nature of a presidential election shrinks until it vanishes, a candle puffed out by the roar of the solar wind. To use the worn-out cliche, life goes on, especially on the cosmic scale, where gravity and black holes and supernovae occur whether the planet Earth exists or not, but also on the local scale—people are still getting born and saved and married and buying and selling; whether the nation’s gone to pot or not, we will still survive, one way or another. And if we imagine even a worst-case scenario for the outcome of Obama’s election to the presidency, our country still will not suffer even a fraction of the hardships other nations have undergone—and withstood—over the centuries. And even they have managed to find peace, and happiness, and the small joys of life (and that’s where one finds meaning anyway, n’est-ce pas?)

The staggering majority of human beings play out their small parts on the immeasurably expansive stage set of life, probably doing little more than sweeping before a minor rehearsal or adjusting a few knobs in the light booth—but within the own microcosm which we affect and effect, the difference is dramatic and significant in a very real way.

If you are religious, and particularly in a Christian sense, we are still largely insignificant—entirely insignificant—in face of the entire, ambivalent universe. However, God’s grace—a concept I am only beginning to understand—gives us our significance, so although from a human standpoint (or a non-arrogant one, anyway) we are nothing, God makes us something. And we can take this something which God has placed in each of us, these little ghost-lights of eternity, and use them to pour out lonely little spotlights our own small spheres of influence. Rich or poor, Republican or Democrat, communist or democratic, Eastern or Western—we can only change the world one step at a time, letting our lives serve as aqueducts for God’s love. 

Consider the following story from 1 Kings 19 (which I’m fairly certain I’ve written about before, because I believe in its principle so strongly):

The LORD said, “Go out and stand on the mountain in the presence of the LORD, for the LORD is about to pass by.” 

Then a great and powerful wind tore the mountains apart and shattered the rocks before the LORD, but the LORD was not in the wind. After the wind there was an earthquake, but the LORD was not in the earthquake. After the earthquake came a fire, but the LORD was not in the fire. And after the fire came a gentle whisper. When Elijah heard it, he pulled his cloak over his face and went out and stood at the mouth of the cave.

For the most part, I firmly believe, God works in the whispers, not in the great fires, or the earthquakes, or the presidential elections. We ants, we dust specks, we tiny motes of insignificance in the face of galactic forces and dramas, we serve as the underground pipelines funneling God’s love into the world—and as long as we avoid allowing the overarching, faceless issues from clogging our veins with rust and mineral deposits and fungus, whether McCain or Obama or Pol Pot are running the country should not make a difference on the eternal scale. We must stand at the mouth of the cave, listening to the whispers and carrying their message back to the people chained below—and perhaps, one day, free them. Below, the words of Christ:

… seek first the kingdom of God and his righteousness, and all these things will be added to you. Therefore do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Sufficient for the day is its own trouble.

One day at a time. One step at a time. One small change at a time by individuals, and the face of the world can shatter and realign itself in a pattern more brilliantly beautiful than the mistakes or successes of one single man could ever design.

Although usually I resist the urge to write about September 11 whenever it rolls around–okay, I never have that urge, I actually always feel the urge to NOT write about it–I felt the need today.  So I wrote a poem, even though I am usually not particularly patriotic.

The back-story to this poem: I have a distinct memory of watching the television on September 11 and seeing a man wedged in between two columns on the side of one of the buildings next to the World Trade Centers. He eventually fell.  Here is my poem.

I cannot write about 9/11

because it is cliché. 

Everyone is writing

and talking

and reading about 9/11 now

because today is the day it happened,

seven years ago.

 

Still, I wonder:

what did it taste like—

the soot, the debris,

the billowing clouds of jet fuel,

all swarming up your nostrils,

clogging your airways?

How did it feel,

being suspended a million feet up,

clinging leechlike to the side of a building,

the earth a dream below?

 

Was it release when you fell,

did you feel free,

flying for ten, fifteen seconds

before the inevitable crush,

or only loss,

the loss of so many more breaths,

so many more meals with your family,

so many more walks with your dog?

I really, really, really hate politics.  While this article has to do with the dirty, low-down tricks of Republicans, don’t worry–I know the Democrats have dirty, low-down tricks too.  This one just happens to focus on right wing dirtiness.

Anyway, here are a few of my favorite pictures that I took at the ultimate frisbee mixer last Friday.  I’m pretty proud of them….  Yay photography and frisbee!  If only I could mix writing in there with those two, I’d be completely content for the rest of my days, as long as you both shall live (what?).

 

Emalee yay!

Cassidi, haha.  Sideways too…. and no, I don’t know why, or how to fix it.  If someone could enlighten me….

And then this one because it just captures the having-tons-of-fun spirit of ultimate frisbee.

For some reason, it always sounds like it’s raining in our room.  I’m guessing that a main pipe runs directly over our ceiling and so whenever anyone on third floor is showering, water is running through.  Either that or there is a monster leak up there, and one day our ceiling is just going to collapse and everything is going to flood.  Remind me to keep valuables at least three feet off the floor.

Also, before I go do laundry (something that desperately needs doing; you should smell our dorm after two straight weeks of sweaty ultimate frisbee clothes; wet garbage, anyone?), I am going to post what all of you have been so desperately waiting for….  Well, okay, what I have been desperately waiting for, the final entry to my summer poems trilogy.  Which have nothing to do with summer, but that’s just when they (or the first two) were written.  So here it is.

 

This is the cataract,

the spew of sulfurous water

in the underground cavern.

This is the spray hitting my face,

the promise of pure water

somewhere,

deeper underground,

further into the earth.

 

Body sprawled on the desert floor,

my soul wanders beyond the empyrean.

The stars ask me,

are you there yet?

And I say, no.

No, I am not there yet.

The road to forgiveness, to peace,

is a long one

and a thirsty one, and the desert

is immense.

 

Deeper underground,

whisper the moles.

Further into the earth,

whisper the nightcrawlers.

 

This is the red sun in the red sky.

This is the red dust that paints the air,

that smears my face,

that coats my feet,

that smothers my breath.

This is my mouth, parched to sandpaper,

that drinks even this bitter water

to clear the clots of red dust in my throat.

This is the voice that says,

even this water is good.

 

And I have struck the rock with my staff,

I have called upon Elijah, upon Isaiah, upon Jeremiah,

upon Moses,

but Moses is buried somewhere beneath the soil,

forever outside the promised land.

 

Perhaps we are the same.

 

I find inscriptions in the desert,

in the subterranean caves where I search for moisture.

These ancient languages show

that the stem for “forget” and “forgive”

is the same:

to pass by, to let go.

So perhaps there is meaning here.

 

Perhaps we are the same.

 

Perhaps, one day, you will ask me

if it was easy,

and I will say no.

No, it was not easy,

like forest fires are not easy

and giving birth is not easy

and landslides are not easy

and resisting gravity is not easy.

It is not easy.

 

Perhaps Moses did not die

but learned to live happily in the wilderness.

Perhaps he learned to love the sands,

the dust, the heat,

the defeat of fear.

Perhaps the promised land

was the dream of the people,

but not of the man.

 

This is the road to forgiveness,

and the highway is long, but sometimes

I can smell the willow trees in the far distance,

can smell the aloe,

can smell the lavender

and the lotus blossoms

and the white tulips.

I found another article today that I found relevant.  Just as a head’s-up, it’s anti-McCain propaganda.  You can read my other political posts and see that I’m just as anti-Obama as anti-McCain; this one just happens to take the latter side.  

I still hate politics.

(Although I kind of hope it doesn’t explode….  November the 4th is my birthday.)

So I received a comment on my last post referring me to another article concerning the two party presidential candidates for the upcoming election.  While it provides more information against Obama, it also has a pretty good section of dirt on McCain as well, so I personally am considering it a fairly unbiased and well-balanced article (something hard to come by, obviously).  Yes, it’s long, and yes, I know, a lot of you either have a) homework or b) more fun things to be doing than reading about boring politics or c) any other number of things to be doing, but honestly, you can do like me and read it slowly at different points during the day, just keep the window pulled up.  Trust me–you need to read it.  It supports my fairly unswerving belief in the corrupting power of, well, power, and honestly makes me sick for the future of our country and the world as a whole.  Which is sort of why I hate politics and rarely read or watch anything about them, despite the fact that I (from time to time, anyway) feel guilty about my ignorance.  (Like I do right now, which is why I’ve been reading more than usual… and am now feeling disgusted and disheartened again.)  Here it is:

Why Being a Politician Should Be a Crime All to Itself

Also, I am curious.  If you’re reading this, let me know how you feel about the Electoral College and the misnomer that “every vote counts.”  I personally feel it should be abolished and that candidates should be elected sheerly on the basis of who gets the most individual votes, but I want to know what the rest of the public feels.

And here is one more article, that isn’t quite as serious, but still somewhat humorous (and still gives me more kindling for my I-hate-the-political world bonfire).  Enjoy.

If you read my blog, then you know I’m not much of a politically minded person, but even I can’t help but be interested in the current presidential race.  So I’m posting another person’s blog about the new announcement from the Republican camp—the nomination of Sarah Palin to the vice presidential ticket for McCain.  The writer is an Alaskan and writes intelligently (which, I suppose, goes without saying, as I don’t post grammar-less blogs) and makes multiple good points.  Make what you will of the information—I know everything written by a human being containing opinions is, well, opinionated and doubtlessly biased, but I still find it interesting.  Needless to say, the whole political process makes me a little ill, but here it is anyway:

An Alaskan Perspective